The State. Of the State. Of Missouri.

Missouri. Is wrapped in the moniker. Meth capital of the U.S. So I should not. Have been open-mouthed. To see on a real estate disclosure form. The following.

13 (e) Methamphetamine
Are you aware if the Property is or was used as a site for methamphetamine production or the place of residence of a person convicted of a crime involving any controlled substance related thereto? Yes. Or No.

No. My sweet new house in the woods has not been used for meth production. No. It was not the residence of a convicted criminal. No.

The language. Around meth production. Is buoyant. And child-like. Mom-and-pop labs. Meth circles. A family. Of a cook. And addicts. Smurfing. For additives. Substances related thereto. Collecting. Mutating. Explosives and pills.