The Play's the Thing
Perusing the weekend paper, the local entertainment options included:
Drum Corps International Championships
Walmartopia: The Musical
Over the Hedge ("Movie will be shown on a 20' x 40' inflatable screen!")
Nude Car Show
Susie the Duck Day
The play Oh, God! There's Baptists at the Door!
Pontoon Boat Open House
Given the options, I took the Baptists.