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Friday, November 03, 2006

Tips for Small Airports Around the World

1. If a small airline comes through the aisle with a booze cart before take off, drink. There’s usually a good reason. The doors on the overhead bins may fly open on take off, and it’ll keep you from being too concerned.

2. If you are called to the cockpit of a plane in India or Bangladesh go. Chances are good that you didn’t know you needed to point out your luggage on the tarmac before boarding, and you’ll see your lone bag directly in front of the plane and need to gesture to get it loaded into the luggage hold.

3. Don’t expect a jetway. Sometimes things are better without one if it’s made of plywood or some other not-so-stable material.

4. If the pilots, flight attendants, and mechanics all stand outside the plane looking at smoke coming from the wing, and then shrug and board, everything should be fine.

5. If you are told to take your baggage onto the plane, look for a meshed area in the back and lob your luggage over the net.

6. If there is only a departure card to fill out when you’re going through immigration and entering a country, fill it out. It’s likely they’ve run out of entry cards, and, well, you know.

7. Do not expect a boarding announcement. When there’s a sudden surge toward the gate, go with the flow.

8. If you enter a country after 6 pm, do not expect to be able to change money. This will make paying for a taxi and tipping at the hotel ridiculously difficult.

9. If you see me in a line to go through immigration, do not follow me. I have a gift for choosing the slowest line.

10. Talk to your cab driver when leaving the airport. This is the best way to get a quick read on all sorts of things in a country. Last month, my driver in Kenya filled me in on the economy, the state of coffee farming, the country’s president, and what had changed in Nairobi since my last visit.

8 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

Excellent suggestions all! But you forgot the most important one ... when the freshly-baked chocolate cookies are given out, do not divert your attention in order to put on your slippers and wiggle your toes -- lest the chocoholic guy sitting next to you snatches your cookie. :)

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How true all of this is! How completely true! LOL

Thank you for your nice comment on mine today. I removed that entry. People must not have liked it much but I wanted to let you know I am grateful for the things you said. :)

Peace,

Thailand Gal
*~*~*~

9:51 PM  
Blogger jen said...

d

7:49 PM  
Blogger jen said...

whoops. what i tried to say was i recently took a tin can flight in guatemala..and they sat me behind the mesh with the luggage. J got to sit in the co-pilot seat. bastards, the lot.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Lucia said...

Dan: OK, skip the slippers if it means my cookie will disappear!

TG: Making a couple of stops in Bangkok later this month. One between Tokyo and Dhaka, and then one between Kathmandu and Tokyo.

Jen: Where'd you go in Guate? Headed there in March (I think).

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about "if you are taller than the plane you are about to board, you probably will be carrying your luggage in your lap" -hee hee!

Thanks for the comments!

2:05 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Aren't you glad they called you to the cockpit? Poor lonely little luggage waiting to board or meet its doom.

I'm still cracking up about #4!

8:29 AM  
Blogger KC said...

Good to know! Although I might need a constant IV infusion of booze to get me through some of those scenarios (especially the wing smoke one).

12:46 PM  

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