1. Perhaps it was a TACTICAL ERROR. Before writing my last post, I had written Mr. Archetype’s grammy-winning brother to get a mailing address for Mr. A. Said brother is known to be a REALLY NICE GUY. The kind of Midwestern guy you want for a neighbor. I wish to send a POSITIVE letter to Mr. A. However, if I were Mr. A’s bro and hopped over here, well, I might not give ME the address.
2. I tried. I really tried. You know how people say DOGS AND THEIR HUMANS look alike? I wanted to share a photo of my dog with A BANANA ON HIS HEAD. But, being wise beyond his doggie years, he would have NONE of it. Nope, no blog humiliation for him.
3. There’s a DEAD OPOSSUM on the road in front of my house. I hoped he would disappear. But HE’S STILL THERE.
4. My friend set up a TATTOO appointment for me next week with a woman tattoo artist in Santa Barbara. I’m liking that it’s a woman. I’m headed to BERKELEY and then south.
5. I added few TRAVEL PICS in a slide show on my myspace site. Head on over here if you want to see them.
6. I just ate a WHOLE POUND of organic ASPARAGUS. I hope that there's not some toxicity factor I don't know about.
What are you getting a tattoo of?
ReplyDeleteWow. Could I truly be the first commenter today? Perhaps the "ninernet" is broken. ;)
I live on the way between Berkeley and south. I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteTattoo. Good. Finally.
You're going to have to scoop up that Opossum...
ReplyDeleteMaybe make a burger out of it? ;)
Steve~
I'm excited for you to get a tattoo. Where and what will it be?
ReplyDeleteMaybe your dog will accept having himself photgraphed with a grape on his head. No?
You mentioned a tattoo before - that you had original art for it I think? Will that be the tattoo you're getting? (Unless I dreamed it all, and since I'm way too lazy to look in your archives right now..)
ReplyDeleteMmmm, asparagus. How did you make it? I love just tossing it with a bit of cooking oil and salt and roasting it. Oh my my.
1. Can't wait to see your tattoo!
ReplyDelete2. Roadkill REALLY depresses me.
3. Loved the slideshow!
4. I'm with Meno -keep trying different fruits until he acceeds!
I hope you'll show us a picture of your tattoo! Great that you're finally getting one. :)
ReplyDeletePeace,
~Chani
You could get a tattoo of your dog with a banana on his head and post it.
ReplyDelete1. My dog would just eat the banana.
ReplyDelete2. The road department generally take care of carcasses, but they need a phone call.
3. Tattoos rock. I'm still can't decided what to get for my second. :-)
Hello? Asparagus Pee?
ReplyDeleteWere you reading my mind?
I'm just like the rest - dying of curiousity about your tattoo!
ReplyDeletewhat about men who like their women unbranded?
ReplyDeleteOh, asparagus...I took a bundle and roasted it with olive oil and sea salt in the oven...pure heaven!
ReplyDelete'Possum is good eatin', so I'm told....
Be sure to post pics of the tat!
Roadkill tastes good no? Like others I have to ask, what is the tatoo of? Will we see a pic?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it obvious? Asparagus and possum together! grilled, yummy
ReplyDeleteListen everybody knows that a bunch of asparagus will make you p&* and sh!t green. A pound could produce record quantities.
Yeah, that asparagus, well...that's a story better left untold.
ReplyDeletea) maybe he's just playing possum on the side of the road
ReplyDeleteb)as I expected, others have already commented on the correlation between asparagus and its exit
c)don't put an apple on the dog's head, cuz he might think you want to play William Tell (wait until he's asleep and try the banana again...)